Heard...

Keeper Boy: "Mom?"

Me (as I hear J-Mav playing his newly-acquired kazoo): "Yeah, bud. What's up?"

Keeper Boy: "Should [J-Mav] be playing a kazoo that fell in the toilet?"

Me (as I'm trying not to gag and swatting Hubby, who has fallen over on the sofa laughing): "Uh, that would be a no."